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The Yearbook Graffiti Article… April 24, 2008

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Graffiti: The Tale of the Table

Generations of dissidents have stamped their rebellion on walls, streets and public toilets. Generations of LSR students have silently subverted the fifty five minute class by occupying themselves in creative expression on desks.

Graffiti, the bane of the Establishment, and boon of countless bored students, could provide fodder for an intensive neurological study. Our brains are wired to produce rationality and coherence. How the process got hijacked midway is left to conjecture, but let there be no doubt: our minds are twisted and strange. Here’s why.

In the beginning God created the pre-oedipal Dada fodder. That would be us. Born free, born wild (in a manner of speaking).

Then we met the parents.

Then we become institutionalized.

And THEN… we went to college.

(Should that be enough? Need I go on? Do you not know what is to follow?)

Like a rubber band we were played by figures of Authority. They all took turns, and mocked our impotence. We waited, we watched, and in college, we produced this-

1) ‘DIE’

That out of the way, we moved on to other things. If Wordsworth and Co. would like you to believe that poetry is genius of the moment, then so would the undergraduates at LSR. If the thought appears, catch it before it flies away, or so would seem the motto. And judging by the artwork on the desks, it would seem we lack not the genius. A not-so-careful scrutiny will reveal pop art, elaborate squiggles, and the many wisdoms that pop to mind every now and then. The Tale of the Table; a relatively non-elitist occupation (esotericism is not an accusation that can be leveled against our art) of a fair section of elite LSR. Peruse at leisure.

Category 1(Miscellaneous Outpourings)

Wish you were here => Pink Floyd.

(The secret desire of an Undergraduate student revealed.)

‘Banana pancakes, Banana Pancakes’

‘I have momos…’’–> I want’

(Obviously hunger was uppermost on somebody’s mind)

‘Sneha’s pen is drunk’

(It seems that it is not just the flush that displays inappropriate behaviour in the English corridor.)

Certain teachers are a member of an exclusive body: CHTLL: Class Hungry Teachers League of LSR.

(Chiefly characterized by their refusal to cancel even one class)

‘I was here…

And you weren’t’

‘I wanna go to Cal.’

(Wanderlust)

‘Namaskar! Pranaam!

Aadab! Hello!

Good-evening!’

(We are multi-lingual and polite)

Category 2(philosophical)

‘I am Tormented and Tortured’

‘Death is only the beginning…’

‘Have you been there?’ ‘ ya how do you know?’

‘No social Formations’

BORN TO BE WILD!’

Love thy crooked neighbour

With thy crooked heart’

‘I hate people who tYp LyK dIs’

‘Start Studying’

(Valuable advice being dispensed)

Never tickle a sleeping dragon’

(Yeah, wake them up first…)

‘The tide is high

But I’m holding on

I’m going to do well

In these exams’

‘I have eloped with my dreams’

‘Plz dnt show your creativity on the tables.’

‘Why Not? *So what are you doing expressing your own here!!

Its FUN.’

‘Yeah! And neway, class is so boring.’

‘Stop Moral Policing’

(A five way conversation being carried out in absentia. The debate on graffiti shall live on.)

Category 3(plain bored)

‘WEEPY WILLY

SLEEPY SAM’

‘SLEEPY AMRITA’

‘Here lies the bored body of Smrithi’

(Oops. We should probably not have printed the name! 😉 )

‘If Lara Dutta

Marries Brian Lara

She’ll be Lara Lara. Bolo Tara Ra Ra’

‘Please find me a pg…”

R.I.P: I LIVED’

(Presumably the body rotted un-noticed in class…)

Category 4 (Academics!)

‘RENOUNCE IT!

THE ATTENDANCE!’

‘I dislike Eco from the deepest

Recesses of my souls core!’

‘Robi is a HUNK

Tridib’s a HERO.’

(Extra-textual judgement of Shadow Lines)

‘Beelzebub

Has a Devil

Put aside

For Me’

(Yeah, dream on, baby…)

PARADISE LOST

If found, please contact:

God-LXXXVII’

‘Paradise Regained

We’re finally done with MILTON’

‘Dil mein mere hai dardnak Derrida

Dardnak Derrida, dardnak Derrida…’

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Comments»

1. Abhi - April 25, 2008

3 updates in a single day!

All of them super amazing and hilarious! 🙂

2. sporadicblogger - April 25, 2008

Abhi- I was bored 🙂 Thanks, but a general apology for the terrible formatting…was too bored to make it look nice 🙂

3. Abhi - April 25, 2008

lol, its ok..

btw, your template’s lovely! dont change it! 🙂

p.s. go read my blog 😛

4. ish - April 25, 2008

ROFLMAO at Dardnak derrida. Ahaha. Our benches are a little less creative though. The girls side of the benches have emo love songs. The boys side has either Eminem, Linkin Park or Punjabi songs. Some of the benches are lucky enough to have cars and bikes painted on them and some one or two benches become the victims of the sexual frustration of the guys and have quotes like, “Don’t see the face, just **** the base” and “Nobody dies a Virgin, Life fu**s everybody. And life’s name is Mr Malhan (chemistry teacher)” 😛

5. milton paradise lost - May 3, 2008

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6. wild iris - June 5, 2008

Oh gosh this was priceless!!!
Live on GRAFFITTI 😀 😛


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