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Felt like some Ogden Nash January 7, 2007

Posted by K in Copyright Infringemnt.
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The Ant
The ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
So what?
Would you be calm and placid
If you were full of formic acid?

Celery
Celery, raw
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.
The Centipede
I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy-time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath.
You always wallop where he’s not,
Or, if he is, he makes a spot.
The Cow
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

The Firefly
The firefly’s flame Is something for which science has no name
I can think of nothing eerier
Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a
person’s posteerier.
Further Reflections on Parsley
Parsley
Is gharsley.
 
Ode to a Baby
A bit of talcum
Is always walcum.

If anybody is interested, the link is this

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Comments»

1. itwillallbefine - January 11, 2007

You can never have too much Ogden Nash.

2. sporadicblogger - January 11, 2007

I know 🙂


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